I’ve tried in the past to explain to my sister who and what the comedic genius Steve Martin is; its fallen on deaf ears.  Steve Martin’s “leaked” banjo performance appearance rider showed up on Steve’s official website Thursday.

Highlights

Wardrobe – “Nothing constricting or scratchy, except for Steve’s thong.”

Buffet – “Six-packs of any canned beverage, for Steve to compare his abs to.”

Barricades – “Venue must provide free-standing barricades to protect Artists form rushing buffet.”

Miscellany – “Booklet entitled ‘How to Make Money From the Banjo’. NOTE: Booklet muyst be more than two pages long.”

Its pure gold:

This is a visualization of 25,000 barrels of oil looks like.  Remember 25,000 comes form the initial estimate that was given to oil spilling PER DAY.  It appears to be closer to 50,000.

This was made using the powerful Unreal engine that powers many video games today.