I’ve tried in the past to explain to my sister who and what the comedic genius Steve Martin is; its fallen on deaf ears. Steve Martin’s “leaked” banjo performance appearance rider showed up on Steve’s official website Thursday.
Wardrobe – “Nothing constricting or scratchy, except for Steve’s thong.”
Buffet – “Six-packs of any canned beverage, for Steve to compare his abs to.”
Barricades – “Venue must provide free-standing barricades to protect Artists form rushing buffet.”
Miscellany – “Booklet entitled ‘How to Make Money From the Banjo’. NOTE: Booklet muyst be more than two pages long.”
Its pure gold: