I’ve tried in the past to explain to my sister who and what the comedic genius Steve Martin is; its fallen on deaf ears.  Steve Martin’s “leaked” banjo performance appearance rider showed up on Steve’s official website Thursday.

Highlights

Wardrobe – “Nothing constricting or scratchy, except for Steve’s thong.”

Buffet – “Six-packs of any canned beverage, for Steve to compare his abs to.”

Barricades – “Venue must provide free-standing barricades to protect Artists form rushing buffet.”

Miscellany – “Booklet entitled ‘How to Make Money From the Banjo’. NOTE: Booklet muyst be more than two pages long.”

Its pure gold: